Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dippin Dots the Ice Cream of the Futrue NOT SO MUCH



Ok so it was one thing to call yourself "THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE" But really guys.....You have been around for awhile now and you haven't actually taken over yet... How far in the future will you be the Ice Cream of the Future? You have haunted stalls at the fair for over a decade and THE FUTURE hasn't come yet....
So to Dipping Dots THE ICE CREAM of the FUTURE ------NOT SO MUCH

Friday, February 13, 2009

The Axe Commercial Chocolate Man NOT SO MUCH



Because he just fucking creeps me out.....Yikes
The Blatant sex ad of the year award

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MfbJE69Bo

Carrie Fisher now NOT SO MUCH



I guess her Postcards from Edge Antics took there toll....Because Carrie Fisher in the Slave Leia outfit is an icon of hottness---but Carrie Fisher now --as seen in Fanboys...Yikes ---although not quite as bad as how Kathleen Turner turned out (There is a not so much for you--check out Marley and Me to see her) Carrie Fisher looks pretty old and bedraggled now

Hang in there Jack NOT SO MUCH



Jack N the box and there new ad caimpaign....Get a big NOT SO MUCH.....Hey car accidents are funny---This totally stupid ad campaign is the worst thing since they blew up the Jack N the box heads back in the 80's after selling kids toys based on the character....Nothing more tramatic then blowing up Jack.....Now they think it is a funny and clever way to sell burgers by having Jack hit by a bus...and posting realistic get well soon Jack Notices at the restaurants.....Good idea NOT SO MUCH

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Carrot top? He will fucking own you.

If you ever picked on carrot top, he's back. We can rebuild him, make him stronger, faster, better.

Not so much.

Looks like a homosexual clown...wait, maybe he is. Why for the love of the gods, why has this happened?


Tree Man

We only deal with the real...this is tree man.

Father: So who's coming to pick you up for your date?
Daughter: Tree man, why?
Father: He keeps getting leaves in the pool filter.
Daughter: But he completes me.
Father: But my pool, not so much.



Dinner guest? Not so much.

Guess who's coming to Easter dinner? Your old pal Brian. Convicted sex offender (real). NOT SO MUCH







Sunday, February 8, 2009

Like my tattoo? Not so much.

That's 'MISTER' Cool Ice to you.


Ghetto Not So Much(es)

After each statement, you fill in the 'not so much.' Try it in a silly or jocular way. Maybe you can do your best 80's Russian villian from a 'save the POWs movie,' or keep it simple with Mr. T.

1. Food stanps and WIC coupons to buy liquor and candy?

2. Arguing that it has orange in it and trying to buy anyway?

3. Walking in street rather than sidewalk.

4. Walking extra slow accross the street when the light already turned red.

5. Spending last five dollars on lotto.

6. Good idea: have $100 sneakers, yet no bus money.

7. They are real diamond earrings.

8. I need some change to buy gas to go to Riverside, God bless you.

9. I need some change to buy diapers for my kid, then go to Riverside, God bless you.

10. Man in car says: "You want to buy a new laptop?"




Tremors 4? Not So Much.

The first Tremors was awesome with it's 'Graboids,' but Michael Gross is still kicking this dead dog? I simply refuse this refuse.

RIP LUX INTERIOR

Joey, Johnny, Dee-Dee...gone.
Joe Strummer, gone.

Lux Interior...you too?

His death, liked it? Not so much.

We'll miss you garbage man.

Miss you so much.

For those who don't know:

"Erick Purkhiser (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) better known as Lux Interior, was an American singer and a founding member of the legendary garage punk band The Cramps from 1973 until his death in February 2009."

--from wikipedia (the uncorruptable source of factual information)




Jason Friedberg director Not SO Much


Director of the following movies:

Disaster Movie (2008)
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Epic Movie (2007)
Date Movie (2006) (co-director) (uncredited)

I personally blame this fool for the destruction of a genre...It is like he grew up watching Airplane and Naked Gun--but didn't realize why they were funny and now he is responsible for churning out --One crappy Airplane wannabe piece of crap after another... After seeing the Date Movie and Meet The Spartans ---i didn't want to see a spoof movie ever again.......Disater Movie Indeed I bet it is.
In a bad attempt to copy Nintendo's Mario mascot, Sega brought in the crap piie with Alex Kidd. The first one (in the Miracle World, was okay) But Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars? The game is almost impossible to play and looks like it was designed by five year olds on lsd (this should have been a good thing). The only redeeming quality is the punk rocker who attacks by blasting skulls out of his ass.


For the sound of his death throw...click below.

At least you can hear him scream.

Not even close to so much

Worst sitcom ever. Especially with the episode where the son gets hooked on chewing tobacco. Crap city.


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