In a bad attempt to copy Nintendo's Mario mascot, Sega brought in the crap piie with Alex Kidd. The first one (in the Miracle World, was okay) But Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars? The game is almost impossible to play and looks like it was designed by five year olds on lsd (this should have been a good thing). The only redeeming quality is the punk rocker who attacks by blasting skulls out of his ass.


For the sound of his death throw...click below.

At least you can hear him scream.